Once Again, Someone Jerks Off In Front Of Stacey

I didn't really figure this happened much anymore, but my friend's semi-biographical persona Stacey Nightmare actually managed to find herself on a near-empty F train with a public masturbator last week and has, as usual, dealt with her trauma by writing a really hilarious and obscene blog entry. It's hard to find acceptable quotes; this is as close as it gets:

I went over there and said: “Sir, they just mopped in here.”

Just go read it.

Stacey's my Language Games Friend. When she needed a reference once, we pulled that "you answer the phone as my boss when the landlord calls" scheme. My fake name for that week was Nat Israel. For months afterwards, we kept giggling, "Nat Israel... Nat 'is real name".

How can you hate a writer who comes up with this line:

IS IT WRONG IF I THOUGHT THE BILL O’REILLY DEPOSITION WAS KIND OF HOT?
Don’t answer that.

Check her out.

Posted by tangentialist at March 31, 2005 03:49 PM | more tangentialism

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